NFLL
Inside NFLL headquarters behind barbed wire, with a ninja on the roof, a sentry posted at the front door with an automatic weapon holding the leash of a vicious guard dog named Cali; the lottery for the 2009 draft took place. It was ran on www.random.org, one time only, there was no test-run, no do-overs, no second chances and no fudging of the numbers. I guarantee no bribes were taken, no family relatives or best buds were given any differential treatment.
All in all,I got to say this turned out to be pretty funny. It was extremely surprising watching the #1 and #2 picks just keep falling and falling (spoiler?) until they went back to back (another spoiler?). Like last year, all your draft picks will be posted on the site (hopefully by next week?). For those of you that made trades for '09 picks don't worry those will be posted as well.
OK, the moment you have all been waiting for...
#16 GO HEELS! you would think drawing a number at #10 wouldn't leave a lot of options but at her draw...#'s 1,2,6,11,15 & 16 were remaining. In '08 she drafted #1 at the front and now this year the total opposite as she will go #16 at the turn.
#15 Haters - Haters drawing at #15, Haters was the last team to draw and wouldnt you know it...with 2 options remaining...#15 or #6...Haters gets the shaft and draws #15. Even funnier is that Haters was team #15 to draw...he drew #15 and was #15 last year. Hmmmmmm
#14 Quasimofo's - The first team in the top 6 draws to actually land a pick out of the top 10.
#13 TrueSole - Again with five #'s left to draw and three picks in the top 6, Sole is unable to get lucky.
#12 Cocoon of Horror - Only 2 teams that made playoffs were unable to land a pick in the top 10. Quasi was the first, Red veto button of Horror is the 2nd.
#11 Restraining Order - Jay Cutler at #11 this year??? It's possible.
#10 The Agency - The Agency improves from #11 in '08 to #10 in '09.
#9 Buckeyes - For the 2nd year in a row Buckeyes lands the #9 overall pick.
#8 Bengals - The first team ever in the NFLL history to have 2 first round picks in '08 catches another break to land #8 in the '09 draft.
#7 Blind Monkeys - With the first draw in the lottery, Monkeys gets a prime spot at#7.
#6 Doughboys - This was surprising but you have nobody to thank but Haters bad luck. Haters had a 50/50 shot of landing #6 or #15...
#5 $Hail-Mary$ - It is extremely bad news for the NFLL when Mary lands a top 5 pick.
#4 Diaper Dandies - You thought it was bad news with Hail at #5??? Dandies took home the flask last time he drafted at #4...ponder that.
#3 Killa Cali - The runner-up scores a top 3 pick? Let the crying start in 3...2...1...
#2 IndigoPalmsSucks - In what had to be one of the biggest longshots to land a top 3 pick. IP drawing at #13 grabs the #2 overall pick.
#1 JERU (R.I.P.) - OK, so what the hell were the odds of this happening? Drawing at #12 thanks to Outlaws '08 GM skills, Jeru breaks all the odds and lands the #1 overall pick in the 2009 draft? Get this, in 8 years this is the 3rd time that Jeru has landed the #1 overall pick...good news for the NFLL though...Jeru never made the playoffs when he held the #1 pick.
***Breaking news...an inside source of The Agency organization reveals information that the team's GM watches "The View".
FYI - NFLL/VSOP headquarters is relocating to Henderson on March 1.
Have fun watching the rest of the Superbowl. KILLA OUT-
1 comment:
This is not TrueSole but if this were TrueSole...he would say that he dosent get lucky in the draft...but he does get lucky often. Usually Vicki, Ruth, and Evelyn get lucky a lot from the TrueDonger!
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