Ok, 5 days left…I hope you lucky 8 are ready. If not I prepared a checklist for you:
1.)Bring $50… OK geniuses, please don’t bring three $20 bills. We need change…take the time to bring some 10’s and 5’s. Don’t need 8 yahoos showing up and nobody being able to pay the right amount.
2.) Bring an extra $5…If Jim’s boy Burd deals for us, bring like an extra $5 to tip him. Don’t be cheap…if you cant afford it (recession and all),that’s OK but let me know ahead of time.
3.)There will be a cash game afterwards. If you want to play by all means bring extra money, again small bills would be a good idea. It will be No limit, table stakes, probably dealers choice.
4.) If you’re drinking, bring your own Booze .
5.) Food, eat before you come. I’m trying to win, and will not be taking a “time-out” to order pizza. If somebody wants to be nice and bring something to share, then that is awesome. Otherwise, all I will be providing is bottled water.
6.)Make sure you call me for directions ahead of time. The new place is about 5 minutes away from the old.
7.) Please remember we are starting at 6:00pm
Any other questions just hit me up….see you all on Saturday and worst of luck to you all.
7 comments:
This is not MoFos but if it were MoFos, he would ask if we need to bring a #2 pencil and a scantron too?
Yes, bring one because we will be voting on who really is "not the mofos but if it were the mofo's"?
See you on Saturday, not the mofos but if it were the mofos.
This is REALLY not really the Mofo's. But if it really was not Really the Mofo's, he would ask why people keep biting his "not really the Mofo's" line? It is his calling man! Everything else is just noise, yo. BEEP BEEP!
Again, not the MOFO's....but if it were, he would ask "Is it still Skateboarding distance from my house?"
This is not Tony Hawk, but if it was Tony Hawk he would not attempt to make it by skateboard. And since you put odds on Jordon...whats the odds on the rest of us?
Odds - Jimbo being drunk and not knowing what he is doing, yet still doing ok- (2to1), Antoine trying not to smile, and failing (even), Myke folding 98.6% of his hands (3to2), Alo taking out a payday loan to front his entry fee (even), Davy going all in with 6/9 (even), Mitch explaing that he does not have an accent, and everyone else is saying things wrong (2to1), Merv coming up with a quote that will define him for 6 months (4to1), Jordan bringing exactly $50, no beer, no food, no tip, and no clue (5to2 - would've been even, but chances are he will read this and bring a pack of gum to share). MYKE--can we bring other guys for the cash game?
OK first of all, that last post was hilarious...2nd never ever ever should "monkeys" be mentioned in my presence. no apes, no gorillas, no red-assed baboons(NQQ) that means nobody brings up King Kong, Magilla Gorilla, Vicki Talatala, Grape Ape, that little fucker from "Outbreak" or Curious Fucking George... Those who arent in the NFLL wouldnt understand, but back to the question. Hell yes, people can show up for the cash game. 8:00/9:00pm or so should be cool, I should have won the main event by then.
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