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In what became to be known as the "Mofo Manifesto"... here it is again just to bring back some memories.
"This is a QUASIMOFO's Manifesto. I am an innovator. I scare most of you. That is right, you're scared up there in your ivory towers, while I am down here in the streets causing a stir. THIS IS A MOFO's MANIFESTO DAMNIT! Now you better listen up, warriors.....come out and plaahaayy. I am coming to turn this league upside down, a coup d'etat you ask? No, but I am coming to chop the head off of your leader. I crunched the numbers, I spoke with Tui Manu'a, Kuan Ti, Allah, Jesus H Christ, Quetzalcoatl, Joseph Smith, Obi Wan Kenobi, L. Ron Hubbard, and the Easter Bunny and they all were unanimous in their guidance. I must become the 8th seed in the playoffs and destroy all that is evil. The most sinister of the Molina Clan, Killa Cali. (pause for dramatic effect). This came to me 1/4 of a fortnight ago, when I walked outside and there was a blownup Mercedes in front of my house. There was a war a'brewin' on Bellefonte Street. I called Myke and asked him if he saw that craziness, and he acted coy and nonchelaunt which was strange since there was A FREAKING BLOWN UP CAR 4 HOUSES DOWN! It came to me, HE DID IT! It was a message. Just like the car, I am German, Myke is Mexican, Mexican's are innovators of firebomb technology, so he sent me a message. I can respect that. So I am taking the challenge for the rest of the league! I am gonna put you all on my shoulders and we are gonna RAGE!!! AN UPRISING IS AT HAND MY FRIENDS!!! EMBRACE IT!!!! 2 weeks from now when the dust settles, the evil Molina Clan will be leaderless and in shambles. He will regret the day he challenged the pink and green. -- I will be resting my players this week against the Buckeyes in preparation of this final quest. Mr. Buckeye's, to you sir I apologize for not letting you be blessed with an ass-whoopin' from the MOFO's, but you as an OSU fan can pretend this week is another Akron State, or whatever other non conference scrub your shitty excuse for a national powerhouse schedules for the "paddith of thy record". This has been a QUASIMOFO's MANIFESTO. You can all thank me later." -QUASIMOFO'S 11/25/08
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
NFLL season VII flashback...
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Genius. Thing is, I must've been drunk because I don't remember half that shit. Not sure how I came up with some of it..."Paddith of thy record"??? WTF is that. I do remember being inspired from "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" and the movie "Warriors".
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