NFLL Rankings Week #2

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1. Buckeyes ^ (2-0/2-0) 135ppg vs. CO
Convincing win over IP moves Buckeyes to #1 this week. The offensive monkey juggernaut is right behind him. No offense to commish #2 but this week looks like an easy road to 3-0.

2. Blind Monkeys ^ (2-0/2-0) 172ppg vs. BG
A big win vs. the Stalker helps Monkeys climb his way up. The kid is starting to talk a lot of trash…let’s see some bounties get claimed.

3. JERU (R.I.P.) ^ (2-0/2-0) vs. HM 149ppg
This weeks trivia should be, when was the last time a Jeru squad was 2-0. A thrashing over the heels and 1st place in the Huarache division has Jeru at #3. A pissed off hail squad is on the horizon this week, this will be a real good test on how good Jeru really is.

4. Doh! Boys ^ (2-0/2-0) vs. DD 149ppg
Daaaaaaaamn! Doh is undefeated??? Top two teams in what he is now calling the “Dohwabb” division go head to head this week. Doh is already talking about how he is gonna spend that Dough.

5. IndigoPalmsSucks v (1-1/1-1) 129ppg vs. TS
Tough game to go into this week after having to deal with the Buckeyes last week . Sole is a lot better than the record dictates. IP is still in the top 5 and will need a good showing this week to try to stay there.

6. . Killa Cain ^ (1-1/1-1) vs. GH 133PPG
Big win for Cain, the 1st win is always the toughest. Another tough rivalry this week as well as Heels has a roster that looks like it can put up some points.

7. $Hail-Mary$ v (1-1/1-1) 117ppg vs. JR
Former #1 squad has a poor showing in week #2 and now has to play division leader and #3 Jeru. This will be another great match-up this week. It is still early but these league losses can really hurt the playoff chances.

8. Restraining Order v (1-1/1-1) vs. QS 128ppg
A very solid effort last week was just not enough vs the Monkeys. PPG is still real impressive and this team is solid. This weeks MoFo matchup is winnable but could be tough.

9. QuasiMoFo’s ^ (1-1/1-1) vs. RO 130 ppg
QuasiWahWah has a big jump this week. Even though the win was against #15 Bengals the point production had a huge jump. A win against the RO could solidify his team in the top 10.

10. Diaper Dandies v (1-1/1-1) vs. DB 123ppg
From 4 to 14 to 10. Dramatic swings are never good but at least he swinging back toward the top. At least he’s starting to show signs of the team I predicted he would look like in the preseason. I will believe in Dandies if he can beat 2 and O Doh.

11. Cocoon of Horror ^ (1-1/1-1) VS. BE 123ppg
Showing some solid production lately. Will need the trend to continue this week facing the #1 Buckeyes. There is only team rooting for the Cocoon this week and that is the future #1 Monkeys if he pulls this off.

12. Haters v (1-1/1-1) vs. TA 101ppg
Small drop for the Haters after losing to Doh last week. Should have no trouble this week but if Haters loses its going to be hard to stay out of the #16 spot.

13. Bengals ^ (0-2/0-2) vs. BM 122ppg
The only team to lose and yet still climb in the rankings. I’m sorry but this is a very talented 0-2 team. The ppg took a huge swing for the better, however there is a serious bump in the road…or a little Hawaiian one actually. Week 3 is against the Monkeys. This team really needs the upset. 0-3 in league play is huge and remember you still got to play those 3 teams again.

14. TrueSole v (0-2/0-2) vs. IP 113PPG
A disappointing start of the season. Not what I expected from the preseason #3, and I’m sure that’s not what he expected either. Needs to grab a win in division play before this losing streak gets out of hand.

15. Go Heels! v (0-2/0-2) vs. KC 117 PPG
I know one of these weeks this team is going to just go off and put up some stupid, crazy retarded points. It’s gonna happen sooner or later. This week would be a good week to see some sparks and show a sign of some life.

16. The Agency ^ (0-2/0-2) vs. H8 113ppg
Aaaaaaand we’re back. A win against the haters will be huge in turning this season around. This is definitely a big game for both teams. The names are there they just all need to show up and be healthy for Sunday.

* * * GAME OF THE WEEK * * *
#3 JERU RIP vs. #7 $Hail-Mary$
This is a big game for Huarache division.

* * Game to keep your eye on * *
#4 Doh! Boys vs. #10 Diaper Dandies
The top of the Mowabb. Are these contenders? Or pretenders?

* Game to watch if you’re bored and have nothing else to do *
#12 Haters vs. #14 The Agency
At the bottom of the Mowabb. These 2 are playing for more than just pride.