NFLL Rankings Week #5

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1. KILLA CALI ^ (4-1/2-1) vs. CO 142 ppg
Killa #1 and Munkees #2 and all is right in the world…for now.

2. Blind Monkeys v (4-1/3-0) vs. DB 156 ppg
No comment…I promised I wouldn’t. I also won’t mention I had a zero last week either. Or the fact that he played like a preaseason #15.

3. $Hail-Mary$ -- (4-1/2-1) vs. TS 126 ppg
There’s talk that he is the worst 4-1 team out there plus he had a bye…hmmm. Funny, I see a solid ppg and roster. Not to mention he has beaten #4 and #5, with his only loss vs. #1.

4. Buckeyes -- (4-1/3-0) vs. GH 127 ppg
Solidifies his spot in the top 5 with a convincing win over Dandies.

5. JERU (R.I.P.) -- (4-1/2-1) vs. IP 134 ppg
Great win over the Stalker last week. 3rd team from the Huarache division in the top 5.

6. Diaper Dandies -- (3-2/2-1) vs. RO 120 ppg
No shame in last week’s loss. Tough matchup again this week vs. the RO. Starting to look like the team I predicted in the preaseason even with the loss. Also looking to distance himself some more in the Mowabb division.

7. Restraining Order -- (2-3/1-2) vs. DD 128 ppg
If the playoff started today he would be the 8 seed. Seems to go up and down but manages to stay at the middle of the rankings week after week.

8. TrueSole ^ (2-3/1-2) vs. HM 128 PPG
Jumps 3 spots this week with a huge showing over the DB’s. Fluke week or the beginning of something we should all worry about?

9. The Agency ^ (2-3/1-2) vs. IP 119 ppg
When it comes down to it…only 2 games out. Nice to see the turn-around from all the slow starters.

10. Cocoon of Horror ^ (3-2/1-2) vs. KC 113 ppg
3 teams with a better record ahead of the Cocoon. What’s the deal? Lack of respect?…No way. I just need to be convinced. This is the week to prove me wrong.

11. Doh! Boys v (2-3/2-1) vs. BM 116 ppg
Not sure what the hell is going on here but things are turning ugly. Averaging under 100 points over the last 3 losses… “Ohhh Boy” is more like it.

12. IndigoPalmsSucks v (1-4/1-2) vs. JR 123 ppg
Needs to start a midseason run…the upcoming schedule isn’t to favorable.

13. Go Heels! ^ (1-4/0-3) vs. BE 116 PPG
1st win is always the hardest. And last weeks win was in convincing fashion. Hard to tell what to expect with this team. Has already shown a high of 145 and a low of 85. Can we expect another upset this week?

14. Bengals v (1-4/0-3) vs. TA 118 ppg
Only positive thing I can say right now is there is a breather to look forward to in week 9.

15. Haters -- (1-4/1-2) vs. BYE 112 ppg
It’s always fun to make fun of Merv but this season is getting out of hand. Really needs to make some moves. Even with the bye week this week the future outlook isn’t looking to promising. I’m placing the Over/Under at 3 games.

* * * Game of the Week * * *
#15 HaTeRs vs. Bye Week
Should be a close one. Not too many believers out there that think he is capable of scoring “.1” to secure the victory.

* * Game to keep an eye on * *
#7 Restraining Order vs. #6 Diaper Dandies
The stalker needs to step up and put up a fight this week. Of the remaining schedule Dandies has only 3 games vs teams in the top 10.

* Upset watch of the week *
#3 $Hail-Mary$ vs. #8 TrueSole
Looks like both of these teams are looking to garner some respect.